Day: January 24, 2012

Eat My Sports: Party like it’s 2007

Giants v. Pats.

Huge underdog having to face a road path to the Super Bowl versus Tom Brady and The Hoodie in an against-all-odds grudge match. There’s no way the Giants should win, we still just can’t buy eli Manning as a big-time quarterback, I feel like I’ve written this before.

Despite every Pats fan wanting to ignore, and every Giants fan wanting to embrace the parallels, we simply cannot. We’ve gone back in time folks, a simpler time. The iPhone wasn’t even a year old at that point, we had yet to be subject to that god-awful sequel to “Boondock Saints” … Britney Spears was still crazy. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Party like it’s 2007

Get ready for the Hall of Evil Presidents

If you conspiracy theorists out there are looking for proof that Disney has stumbled onto a transdimensional portal to an evil, parallel universe and plans to secretly exploit this at their theme parks, then we suppose this works: Disney park workers can now grow beards and goatees.

Starbucks wants to Irish up your coffee

And by that, we mean beat you senselessly with a shillelagh. No, no, no, of course we don’t mean that. Well, at least for the most part.

Starbucks, the famous coffee giant, has always been in the flavored coffee business, but now, they’re looking to jump into the flavored coffee with flavor business. Having tested the plan here and there in a few Seattle and Portland stores, locations in Atlanta and Southern California will, over the year, have their menu expanded to include items such as beer and wine. Oh sure, there’ll be new food items as well, but pffft, why fill up your stomach with food when you can fill it up with more booze?

Pets: The threat at home

Many brave warrior keep pets, it’s a good way for us to learn more about our enemies and how they think. But no matter how cute, snuggly of fluffy they are, they will throw up on your carpet when you’re not looking. So we learn to never trust them.

But now pets are even more dangerous. One family in Pennsylvania thought their house was on fire when smoke began appearing seemingly our of nowhere. That’s when they called the fire department. As it turns out, their cat had urinated in a electrical outlet in a wall, which caused all the smoke. There was never any danger.

Ever want to pee in an outlet? Now you know what will happen.