Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be IT professionals

Posted on February 10, 2012
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A country-ass “IT professional” dad, Tommy Jordan, was shocked — shocked — that his teenage daughter posted something bitchy about her family to her friends on Facebook. So, taking a page from Dr. Spock, he took her laptop to a field and recorded a YouTube video of himself reading her post, responding to it, grounding her and then emptying his .45′s clip into said laptop for her — and we quote — “childish behavior.”

He then posted that video to her Facebook wall, from which she is grounded. (He said it was a message to her friends, who we’re sure will respond in equally mature fashion.)

That’ll teach her to be a teenager.

Since then,  “Mr.” Jordan has declined any and all interviews, saying that he can’t believe people would view what he publicly posted, respond and criticize him on television.

Written by Rick Snee

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3 Responses to “Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be IT professionals”

  1. PaulNo Gravatar on February 10th, 2012 8:53 pm

    That is my laptop nooooooooooooooooo

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  3. JoseNo Gravatar on February 13th, 2012 6:38 am

    This is 2 teenagers fighting on posting on Facebook and the other posting on YouTube, even my 3 year old can see that. Now Mr Tommy Jordan,posted this after the matter. stating what his daughter wants, she wants a digital CLR camera, she wants a .22 rifle ‘LIKE MINE

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