Of all the relationships we have in our lives, sports can be the most frustrating. Why? Well because for most avid sports fans we have one to four sports relationships that keep us occupied year round. We live by our teams, when they suck, it affects our mood, when they win, we’re elated with the team. But it never, ever, ever ends. From the moment you attach yourself to a team, for the rest of your life, you’re screwed.
So, John Cusack inspired me to revisit my top five worst sports relationships as categorized by season. You know, to catch up with them, see how they’ve been. They won’t care, but I’ll feel better.
Thanks Boss.
5. 2004 Boston Red Sox
This is the girl that you marry. They frustrate the living hell out of you, but you stay together because you love them that much. 2004 tested a lot of things for me as a Sox fan, my faith, my resolve … my liver, this was on the heels of the 2003 season that I will always consider the one that got away. By the end of the season, even with a World Series title to finally call our own, I felt like most people do after their weddings, just glad it was finally over. Seasons like that keep you in it for the long haul and you know your relationship is stronger for it, but I’m almost positive the ’04 Sox, like most women, took a good 10 years off my life. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Bad relationships edition