As you may have heard already, today is President’s Day, well, actually it’s really just called Washington’s Birthday, even though George Washington was born on Feb. 22. It’s a strange holiday in a month filled with holidays we all know how to celebrate.
For Valentine’s Day, we buy flowers, or grumble about how much our sad, pathetic, lonely lives are. For Mardi Gras, we flash our boobs in exchange for plastic jewelry easily available for a dollar or two, thereby flashing people for so little that a stripper would be insulted. We have these holidays because February is probably the worst month ever. It’s cold, it’s mid-winter, and one can easily give up on life because of this.
So how the hell do we celebrate President’s Day? Drink like the Commander in Chief. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Drink like a president