Is it Bobby? Is it Whitney? Nope, folks Chris Brown is at it again!
Day: February 24, 2012
Chuck Norris to join Slovakia and Austria, no survivors expected
Ever wonder where all those Chuck Norris jokes went after the Internet was finished with them? Eastern Europe. And once a meme goes Eastern European, it doesn’t matter how hard Blizzard (makers of World of Warcraft) tries to bring them back — you don’t want it.
That said, would the Slovaks please, please, please take our “How [blank] sees [blank] …” meme? We’ll throw in Caturday in exchange for some of your finest avant-garde movie posters.
The end is not so nigh
Back in September, SG told you about how the end of the world was near thanks a scientific experiment that may disprove physics. We were very close to a portal opening and needing the aid of a bearded mute nerd to save us all.
Put down the crowbars, people. We’ll have no need to find a champion. Someone forgot to carry the one. Sort of.
After going through their results with a fine-toothed comb, the smarties over at CERN have discovered that the faster than light neutrinos weren’t actually real … all thanks to a loose connection. Super nerds from all around the planet are located at CERN and a loose connection is what brings everything down. Ugh.