You may have noticed that You Missed It wasn’t here last week, did you miss it? I wasn’t able to post for the second half of last week because I had to travel for work. That’s right, work. No matter how glorious being a Guy might seem, it sure doesn’t pay the bills. We all have real jobs, for example, Chugs Taylor is an assassin-for-hire, whose whereabouts are largely unknown. But if you ever feel the need to support us, feel free to check out our merch. If you were busy calling a woman a slut this week, odds are you missed it.
I’ve got another one on the other side, too
The Oscars came and went on Sunday. It was pretty memorable for everyone who watched, because Sasha Baron Cohen caused a disruption or something, Billy Crystal proved he’s still alive by hosting, and Angelina Jolie showed off her right leg. The latter seemed to get the most headlines, which is surprising, considering she wore the same dress from Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Houston, we have a hacker
According to a report from its inspector general, NASA was hacked 13 times last year. In some attacks, the hackers reached mission-critical data. This was offered for the explanation as to why its Voyager I probe, now far beyond even Pluto, is sending messages offering aliens discount deals on Viagra.
Last train to Deadsville
On a sadder note, Davy Jones, actor, jockey and member of the Monkees, died this week at the age of 66. Most likely, he’ll be buried in the Monkeemobile.