Eat My Sports: The joy of six

It’s fun being a guy. It’s awesome being one of the guys. It’s even better if you’re the guy. However nothing tops being The Guys.

Yup, that’s us. The four, the proud, the incoherent drunk rants written out. For six years now (as of March, 6) we’ve been keeping up with the world so you don’t have to. And while we’re not getting paid to do it yet, we can’t stop, won’t stop because its SG for life. And while I could sit here and review our sports’ history at SG, I figured it’s just be easier to recap the six most important sports stories that have occurred since 3/6/06. Guys, let’s do this.

Manning shapes the next 15 years of the NFL … again
If Peyton Manning does not miss the 2011 season, think of the following scenarios: Continue reading Eat My Sports: The joy of six

Imagine pairing her with bathwater and a baby

Secret passages are funny. Whether they’re activated by a random candelabra near a bookshelf, behind a floor of stairs, entered via dumb waiter or just located right in front of you on a wall, they’re full of wonder and whimsy. Except, they tend to be one-way affairs.

Take for instance a trash chute. It’s like a secret passage: it’s located in a wall, it can almost be navigated by a person and it leads one way. Now, whether that one way leads to a trash compactor, a furnace, an open dumpster full of syringes used by victims of ass-mumps or a room full of water, garbage and a one-eyed space beast, well, that’s up to the owners of the residence.

So, it would be smart to be extra careful when around a trash chute, especially if delicate and expensive devices are in hand. Right Amanda Still?

Bieber fever leads to a domestic dispute

Folks, there’s nothing funny about domestic abuse. There is also nothing funny about someone’s excuse for abusing someone domestically. That’s why we are not making fun of the following story.

A Denver police officer was arrested recently in connection with beating his girlfriend. However, he says he was totally justified, because she kicked him and bit him, also she allegedly threw a Justin Bieber doll at him. The 37-year-old officer said that his 42-year-old girlfriend injured his foot with Justin Bieber, which caused a bruise and hurt him. Again, nothing funny about this.

Bieber could not be reached for comment.