Day: March 15, 2012

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Birdemic: Shock and Terror’

Crowd-sourcing continues.

Unf.

This movie comes by way of an old friend to the guys, Anthony Hicks (“You don’t know who Anthony Hicks is?!!?”). Anthony might be the coolest older brother we know and is the patron saint of bad movies. Just over a little over a year ago, he passed this movie onto me while conversing in a bar. “Chugs, Birdemic: Shock and Terror might be the newest movie in a wave of horrible movies. You must see this.”

Dear honorary brother Anthony, why have you forsaken me? Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Birdemic: Shock and Terror’

Turns out you didn’t see this coming

Back in 2010, Cornell University academic Daryl Bem published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology results of a study that seemed to indicate some degree of psychic ability in his test subjects. However, when three separate British scientists attempted to replicate the results, they failed to find any evidence whatsoever for ESP.

Maybe British psychics are poor test takers? We know our American psychic abilities flag a little without a good breakfast.

So now 7 year olds are too good for lap dance money?

Remember earlier in the week when SG told you about an overly-benevolent strip club that saved a local little league from plunging into financial destitution? It was only going to be the best movie found on The Hallmark Channel.

Well, save those tissues that were obviously going to be used for and only for tears, because it’s all exploded in the faces of everyone involved. Coincidentally enough, that also happens at strip clubs. Solely due to the souffles found at the buffet, of course.

The manager of the league has decided that the league does not need the money … specifically, the strip club’s money. It’s still currently financially destitute after returning the donation, but both the strip club’s owner and the league’s manager hope that the news has drummed up enough attention to their plight. Reportedly a paramedic has donated 1600 dollars, but does that money come from broken dreams and c-sections? I think not.

Watch out for snakes in the toilet

The temperatures are warming up across the country, and that can only mean that the animal forces will step up their attacks. This year, they’ve got some new tactics designed to explore our weaknesses.

In New York, a man was shocked to see a big snake in his toilet bowl, especially because it wasn’t brown. Turns out it was a live California Kingsnake, no doubt waiting for him to take a seat and mount an attack. It wasn’t animal control that extracted the serpent, but one badass plumber, who fought a tug-of-war with the snake for about a half an hour before winning.

We can only assume the snake was then arrested and taken in for questioning.