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Watch out for snakes in the toilet

The temperatures are warming up across the country, and that can only mean that the animal forces will step up their attacks. This year, they’ve got some new tactics designed to explore our weaknesses.

In New York, a man was shocked to see a big snake in his toilet bowl, especially because it wasn’t brown. Turns out it was a live California Kingsnake, no doubt waiting for him to take a seat and mount an attack. It wasn’t animal control that extracted the serpent, but one badass plumber, who fought a tug-of-war with the snake for about a half an hour before winning.

We can only assume the snake was then arrested and taken in for questioning.

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