Sup, dudes? With all this coverage of ladies not having a G-spot, yet somehow getting off while exercising, we know you are jealous and probably a little frustrated. We’re here to help.
Not that you have any problems finding your own bliss sexually, but maybe it’s time to spice up your loneliness. Walgreens has your prescription for love, and it needs to be filled. It’s the Tenga Flip Hole! (It’s SFW, don’t worry.) Basically it’s a machine with a hole that has ribs, vibrates and is easy to clean. How much would you pay for this, $89.99? You’re amazingly good at price guessing, but you’re also in luck, because it’s on sale for just $77.99 at Walgreens’ website, with free shipping!
If you’re not sold yet, check out the biggest advantage of the Tenga Flip Hole: “Deliberately not a simple artificial vagina.” You hear that? Vaginas are too simple for the likes of you … and yet apparently elusive, as well.