MasterChugs Theater: ‘The Cabin in the Woods’

First of all, allow me to thank Rick Snee for pulling out a review last week with no prior notice and additional thanks to all of the Guys for picking up the slack for me last week while I was out. It was greatly appreciated.

The Cabin in the Woods is a smart twist on an age-old horror story. With that said, this is a film best taken in with as few spoilers as possible. I won’t give away anything besides the overall story and how well it was executed, but if you want to take the film in fresh stop reading now. Instead, just take my advice and go see it NOW. It’s very good. Everyone else, hit the jump cut and let’s go. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘The Cabin in the Woods’

Because pets should live better than inmates

Owning a dog can be tough. First, you have to walk it, then ignore how it looks at you when it poops, knowing that you have to pick it up and feel the warmth of the turd, but then there are other concerns, like how to treat a dog like it’s a human child with the convenience of being left at home for hours on end.

In ever-classy San Diego, someone’s making it rich by coddling the enemy: television for dogs. While you’re at work, your dog is at home sitting around doing nothing. If it had the concept of time, it might get bored, but it doesn’t because it’s a f$&#ing dog. Still, owners want to make sure that their pet is entertained, that’s why they subscribe to DogTV, literally, a television station on eight hours a day (when you’re at work), broadcasting images that dogs will find entertaining, like sleeping dogs.

It even plays music specifically designed for dogs. Snoop has to be part of this.