In the War on Animals, telling friend from foe is crucial. That’s why you should never dress like the enemy.
A Colorado man was sick of a bird harassing his cats, as birds are known to do. So when he saw the bird, red plumage and all, sitting on top of a hill about 90 feet away, he grabbed his gun and aimed to scare. Now, Derrill Rockwell, 49, will serve five months probation after grazing the head of a girl with a red mohawk.
The victim is doing fine, apparently, and don’t feel too bad for her, some methamphetamine was found near her, so it’s likely she never felt a thing.