Austria officially crazy and lonely

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We don’t care much for animals. They’re not nearly as subservient as they should be and worst of all, many of them attack us at a chemical level.

Unfortunately, Austria may have decided to become species traitors by combining both traits into one neat location. The country has allowed Cafe Neko to be opened in Vienna. Cafe Neko is a cat cafe. In other words, it’s a place that allows patrons to interact with cats while they eat.

We at SG don’t exactly understand why people might want to have cat hair in their food. It’s puzzling to us and would probably lead to a Google search that will only end in nightmares.

Your face, to me, is a toilet seat

Sometimes you love a person, but you just don’t know how to say it. And by “you” we mean high school boys. They have no idea how to act around girls, and they can get away with a lot of stuff because the girls don’t know there are better things out there.

So when a guy asks someone to prom using a toilet, it’s an “Awww” moment. Washington state high school senior Evan Mack asked his girlfriend to prom by purchasing a toilet, writing her name all over it, putting a picture of his face in the bowl, and putting it in her classroom. “If you really have to go, go with me!” it said.

At least it wasn’t a text message.