I didn’t watch Kobe Bryant score 42 points on Sunday, and to be honest, I didn’t really care either. I knew it was a forgone conclusion before the series even started that the Thunder were vastly superior, so it seemed like a waste of time to watch something that I already knew the answer to. Continue reading Eat My Sports: The end
Day: May 22, 2012
Warrior of the Week: Juan Duran
It’s not just a movie. It’s more than just a newsbite. The snakeheads are real.
This is why we turn to Juan Duran. A youth in Baltimore, Juan managed to catch a frankenfish that weighed more than 18 pounds and is bigger than four feet long. Some might jump to the thought of it being a world record.
They need to wake up. It’s a not a world record. It’s a warning. I told you all that snakeheads are probably evolving to kill us all. Fish don’t grow that big that easily unless they’re using diabolical and nefarious methods. We need to rid ourselves of these fish, the sooner, the better.
Best. Prom. Ever.
On Saturday night, the seniors at Miami Beach Senior High School in Florida lived the dream. They got all fancied up for their prom, where no doubt love and raging hormones were in the air. The site of their soiree was the Miami Beach Convention Center, which was no doubt magical, but also having a special night at the same venue was Exxxotica, an adult film convention.
According to founder John Handy (if that isn’t his trade name, it should be), Exxxotica is the “largest adult event in the country dedicated to love and sex.” Which may sound incredibly cool to many of you reading this in your office or dorm room, but if you’re a high school senior with a hot date, this might be the best thing that ever happens to you.
The down side, of course, is that it’s all downhill from there, but any grad should know that in this economy.