MasterChugs Theater: ‘Election’

Has it crossed your mind that the morality play is a dead genre? Perhaps you’ve wondered what’s become of sharply-written satire?

Alexander Payne’s Election works as both.

First, though it’s over a decade old, its packaging feels modern, almost trendy. Not screechy and obnoxious like handfuls of other teen films currently being produced or peddled. Election‘s charm comes largely from its narrative technique: the audience gets the stories directly from the voice-overs of major characters. Hence we witness various perspectives that combine to create quite a jumbled unity. Payne, the director and co-writer, gives us digestible units that quicken pace and intensify plot. The result? We come away licking our lips, our appetites teased by the delicious ironies. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Election’

Must’ve been a lot of homies that passed away

People, if we could have a moment of silence, please?

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Thank you. I needed this. You see, a truck recently overturned itself on a highway in Miami. Its contents? Fifty-five thousand pounds of beer. Specifically Amstel Light and Heineken, and while those two skunky beers are far from my favorites, any innocent beer spilt on the ground, even if it’s Pabst, Keystone Light or Beast Ice, gets a moment of remembrance from SG.

It sure is dusty in this room. Sniff.

Gator in the court

Missouri was once a lawless place, but today, the law is quite firm. And one of the things it says is illegal is to abuse animals. The Guys agree with this. Abusing animals you are holding captive is tantamount to abusing prisoners of war. Our cause does not need an Abu Graib.

A Missouri man is facing charges of animal abuse regarding several of his pets, including seven alligators. He’s now trying to convince the court to allow him to bring the gators into the courtroom to prove how tame they are. We don’t have to tell you that this is all just part of a larger plan to force the alligators to answer for their crimes in the court of law.

This could be a pioneering case.