There is nothing left to believe in, dear reader. Science is out to prove us all our fantasies impossible, rather than deliver those flying cars they’ve been promising for at least two generations. Sure, they recently told us that the Higgs boson, whatever that is, exists, and they’ve also been bringing us some pretty awesome shots of Mars, but they’ve done so much worse.
I’m speaking of course about U.K. physics students saying that no one, not even Batman himself, could successfully land is cape-glider thing used in Batman Begins. They say in a paper no doubt timed to coincide with the release of The Dark Knight rises, that Bruce Wayne would have been able to glide just fine, but the landing would have occurred at 50 mph, a deadly speed for anyone not from Krypton.
Can’t wait for science to tell us in a couple years that having half your face burned off would actually kill you, not make you evil. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: The Brits just pissed off Batman