On this site, we take a stand on a lot of important issues, including science. Science has done nothing for us but find new ways to hurt or kill ourselves. When they get something right, they’re quick to take all the credit, forgetting about the risk. Take the Large Hadron Collider, it took decades to build, and no one could say for certain that it wouldn’t create a black hole and end the Earth. Yet they went along with it anyway. Now they say they have found the God particle, and we all clap. Thanks for almost killing us all–again–science. If you were busy having your school’s complete disgrace laid out in a report this week, odds are you missed it.
The liking dead
Facebook may not be all it seems, and I don’t just mean the IPO. A recent study found that as many as 54 million Facebook accounts are completely fake, and just go around liking pages, padding companies’ stats, and potentially throwing off data. Sure, they might not be real people, but profiles don’t just create themselves, and they certainly don’t like things willy-nilly. The only possible explanation is that the undead have found social media. Can we just give them MySpace?
Suing over nostalgia
East and West Germany were reunited, Ghost reigned at the box office, and William Howard Taft was president–1990 seems like so long ago, doesn’t it? One record company wants to bring it back by bringing it to court. Indeed, 1990 was also the year that Madonna’s hit “Vogue” came out. VMG filed a lawsuit this week claiming that Madonna and her producer sampled a 1977 song they had no rights to. Dick Tracy could be called in as a witness if this goes to court.
Burning up the road
Colorado has been burning for weeks, thanks to heat and droughts felt by much of the country, but one fire can be blamed on a Suburu. Kristan McCann, 19, was fleeing the wildfires, drive to surprise her father in Oregon, but something went wrong. In Idaho, her Suburu clipped a Jeep and ran off the road on Interstate 84, catching fire. McCann escaped the car, but the fire ended up burning 2,000 acres. Surprise!