The McBournie Minute: Why did it have to be snakes?

If you’re reading this, there’s a decent chance that you are indoors. And that’s a good thing, because it’s a lot harder to die that way (assuming the building is up to code, of course.) It’s easy for us to forget how dangerous the great outdoors can be. I’m guilty of that.

This past weekend I went camping. It’s something that pretty much everyone has done in their lives, so it seems simple and safe, when in reality, there are things everywhere that can kill you. I was reminded of this when on a hike I came across a rattlesnake, you know, the kind that have venom and teeth and such. One of these guys, actually. It was on a narrow part of the trail, so the options for escape weren’t very numerous.

At that point I realized that survival in the wild may be tougher than I thought. Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Why did it have to be snakes?

World’s “greatest” eater wins contest, (probably) destroys colon

A man by the name of Joey Chestnut marched his way down to Clearwater, Florida, to take part in the Hooters World Wing Eating Championship. He managed to win the contest by consuming 144 wings in 10 minutes.

15 minutes later, a toilet was violently assaulted.

“I have never seen anyone eat that many wings or eat that quickly,” said one Hooter’s Girl.

I don’t think anything sums up the story like that quote.

Rescuing those who aren’t in trouble

It was a harrowing scene in China’s Shandong province, as police officers worked to save a woman from a river. It took 18 police officers more than an hour to get to the woman, only to find out that it wasn’t a woman at all. It was a very realistic looking inflatable doll.

Apparently, sex toys are a major money-maker in the Shandong province. How this one got away from the factory is anyone’s guess.