Yours and ours favorite punchline, Lindsay Lohan, is out making hits again! You know, just none of them being movies.
Lohan and her assistant are both suspects in a burglary, though currently there is not enough evidence to charge them … yet.
Day: August 30, 2012
The high cost of sex
Fornication is not free. When two people fornicate, the price will be high as there is always a cost. The better, the higher the price. The worse, the even higher the price. The freer, the highest of prices.
And, the louder, the higher. To the tune of roughly 4 grand in Australian funny money. Also, the male partner in the pairing will probably throw you under the bus at a moment’s notice.
“It is mostly Jessie,” [Colin MacKenzie] said.
“Hey baby, don’t be mad, it’s a … uh … compliment. Yeah, that’s it. A compliment!”
My car runs on IPA
Oregon is well-known in beer circles as one of the best places in the country for microbrews. Don’t believe it?
A gas station in Bend, Oregon now has 30 different microbrews on tap, so you can fill up your growler while you fill up your tank. They even sell a smaller container called a “growlette,” no doubt so you can fit it into your drink holder and sample it on your way home.
There is no way anything bad could happen from this plan.