Day: October 4, 2012

MasterChugs Theater: ‘Dolly Dearest’

October is upon us! That means that we get to celebrate the joy of horror movies!

Except not all horror movies were created equal. The horror movies we’ll be looking at this month are definitely on the lower end of the quality spectrum. If it’s a film that can be found in a five dollar compilation pack of dvds at Best Buy or a grocery store, it’s game for this month. We kick off the celebration with … drum roll please …

Dolly Dearest. Don’t all clap at once. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Dolly Dearest’

European phones are the weirdest

Milk isn’t always a bad choice, but it can be difficult, especially for the cows that are making it. Thanks to the dairy substance, people don’t accurately know when it’s time for brown chicken-brown cow for the cows! Heavens to Betsy!

But the Swiss, they’re always on top of things, such as knives and watches. And now text messages.

Because a Swiss farmer has implanted a sensor in his cows to notify him when they’re in heat with a strong accuracy rate. Or, in layman’s terms, the cows’ vaginas will buzz his phone with a text message (in multiple languages, no less). It’s like a booty call for cows … sort of.

Those are definitely sentences I never once thought I’d write.

When heroes aren’t needed …

In Petroskey, Michigan, a driver left the scene of an accident, so state troopers brought out their dogs to search, little did they know they’d be getting some unwanted assistance from the Batman.

The Caped Crusader ended up getting arrested for obstructing a police investigation, and all he wanted to do was help. According to police, the bat wouldn’t clear the scene, keeping police from doing their jobs and tracking down the bad guy.

“We didn’t want the dog to track Batman instead of the accident scene, and he was getting in the way of officers who had a job to do,” the sergeant said.

Hopefully, Commissioner Gordon can see that all of the charges are dropped.