As we continue our journey down what’s bad and wrong in horror, we take a look at another movie that’s overpriced even when it’s sitting in the 5 dollar bin.
This evening’s movie is Midnight Movie.
I wouldn’t suggest watching this movie solely at midnight. I wouldn’t suggest watching this movie at all. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Midnight Movie’
We may be in a war with animals, but they’ve done many things to prevent us from studying how they tick.
Fun Fact: Just because you can eat a cockroach doesn’t mean you should eat a cockroach. This goes extra when the number goes up to 12.
While the East Coast may be dealing with the onslaught of raccoons moving into our neighborhoods, the West Coast is kickin’ it old school–with the bubonic plague.
A squirrel at a California campground tested positive for the plague. We know this because, like its adult film actors, California requires all squirrels to be tested for diseases. Researchers believe that the squirrel was bitten by a flea that carries the bacteria, and we all know that that can be passed on to humans and other animals.
So grab your flamethrower the next time you go camping, warriors. You never know when they’ll come for you like they did for medieval Europe.
Stevie Nicks, you know, the goat from South Park, has issued an apology for an earlier statement saying she would strangle sing .., er, art …, um famous person Nicki Minaj. We here at SG are just shocked that anyone cares that she spoke.
