Real life imitates comics, probably makes Joe Simon and Jack Kirby proud

The NY Post is reporting that 20-year-old Kevin Crawford allegedly, decked out in a skull mask that was colored red, walked into a Brooklyn bank last week and demanded $4,000 from the teller. He managed to make off with twice that, but was followed by a crowd and soon stopped by by Borough Park Shomrim volunteers — unarmed civilians set up by the Hasidic communities of NYC — until the police arrived.

While we can’t say if Crawford was paying deliberate tribute to the Red Skull, that villainous arch-nemesis of Captain America, or he was just frat-boy-psyched about the mask, we will say that whenever something Nazi-related can be struck down by those of Jewish origins, it’s always a good day.

Virginia is for machine gunners

The Guys live in Virginia, and it’s not by accident either. Bet you didn’t know that it’s because we’re all machine gun enthusiasts! And we’re not alone.

There are more registered machine guns in Virginia than anywhere else in the country. Even the greater Detroit area! According to the ATF, in March, there were 30,220 registered machine guns in the state, beating out far larger states like California and Florida.

So when the Obama-sociofascists come to take your children and force them to be adopted by gay parents (and they will!), Virginia will be ready to defend its honor.