Day: October 31, 2012

Snakes in a Parcel

With Halloween here, the holiday season has officially begun. Soon enough, packages will arrive at your door, and they can only be filled with presents and steaks of the month, right?

That’s what postal workers in South Africa thought as they opened a mail bag. But, then a white python slithered out. Four snakes in all were found inside the bag from a single parcel. Say what you will about the animal menace, but at least they know how to save on postage by shipping themselves in bulk.

Enjoy checking your mail today, and Happy Halloween!

[dewplayer:http://seriouslyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/thriller_laugh_by_vincent_price-ringtone.mp3]

Let’s leave the term microtransaction out of this

Apple has told you before in the past that there is no such thing as porn on their glorious and devoutly holy iPhone, especially in their App Store.

Rick Snee has told you otherwise.

What neither side has told you is that there a special function in the iPhone that you haven’t been told about. It’s not the Find iPhone, it’s not the Find Friends, it’s Find Prostitute! No, really, and China doesn’t exactly seem to be too keen on it. Feeling lonely at night? Need a special service that you could tip a little extra at a massage parlor? Siri might be able to help you out.

The smart drunkards

When you feel like alcohol makes you smarter, you may actually be right.

According to a study, heavier drinkers tend to be smarter than those preachy teetotalers and casual drinkers. A study of kids 16-years-old in the U.S. and U.K. found that years later, the subjects who were smarter also tended to drink significantly more than their dumbass counterparts.

While we’re not sure if drinking makes you smarter, or you’re smart, so you drink, one thing is for certain: If you’re drinking, you are among the intellectual elite.