It’s integral to walking the streets at night

You don’t even want to know what’s found in messenger bags.

If one is going to roam the streets in the early day, slashing tires willy-nilly, there are certain objects they should probably have on them. At least, we can only assume these are the new standards for such actions (not that we advocate said crimes, but if you’re gonna do them, do them in style):

  • A dark colored hoodie of some sort
  • A knife or cutting object of some sort. We won’t be picky, as a rusty spork may possibly be able to do the job
  • Running shoes, as opposed to unlaced Timberland boots
  • A backpack
  • A jar of poop to put in said backpack