MasterChugs Theater: ‘Warm Bodies’

There are some who say that the zombie genre has burnt itself out, with too many iterations, too much of the same, over and over again. Much like vampires, it feels like there is only so much Hollywood can do before the genre begins to eat itself and cease to maintain any kind of effectiveness. Once that happens, we’re stuck with milquetoast variations, teeth-grindingly painful takes on the genre that inevitably will reduce it to getting the Twilight treatment. Zombies are no longer a part of the underground, no more the genre of midnight horror marathons where we winnow away our hours debating the worthiness of Savini’s Night of the Living Dead remake (it is), or the sad state of Romero’s Dead series (they are), or the merits of Fulci’s works(Zombi 2 only). They’re mainstream as hell, with a TV show and everything, and there’s pretty much no tale left to tell.

Enter Jonathan Levine’s Warm Bodies. Based on the debut novel by Isaac Marion and directed by Levine, Warm Bodies feels at first glance like the zombie version of Twilight, if such an abomination were possible. That said, Warm Bodies may revolve around the living-dead, but the 97 minutes sure show a hell of a lot of heart and intelligence. Granted, the root of the assorted of themes woven in are pulled from cinemas’ past; but the piecing together of them, or reanimation if you will, sure made for a fresh and inspiring viewing. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Warm Bodies’

Keep your sweater for Valentine’s

While it’s better to have a Valentine than to be one of those sad sacks crying into their white wine on Single Awareness Day, that’s not to say that having one doesn’t come with its own problems. The most frustrating aspect has to be going out in February. Even in the most temperate U.S. climates, there’s a good chance you’ll have to surrender your jacket.

Ugh, 100 problems.
Ugh, 100 problems.

Fortunately, this may be the last year you’ll ever have to do that, thanks to your wing man: science!

Neuroscientists at the University of Southern California “turned off” the sensation of feeling cold in mice by isolating and cutting off the neurons that express a protein named TRPM8. The mice with TRPM8 avoided areas in the experiment area that were too hot and too cold, while the mice without TRPM8 wore shorts while waiting in line for concert tickets outside, talking about how this weather was nothing because they’re from Michigan.

Right now, the treatment is irreversible, so the next step is to develop a temporary effects pill that you can slip into her drink. And, if that fails, we can just wait until climate change takes full effect.

Jail time happens when the party leaves the back and ends on the chin

Remember when a particular group of the Amish took part in hate crimes? We do. You should too, especially now that there’s been an update to that story!

That’s right: convictions are in order! And yes, it is tragic what happened to a group of traumatized individuals that have been humiliated in a public form and fashion. That said, no other story would allow this type of phrase to exist:

the sprawling Mullet farm