Day: February 20, 2013

Florida continues to up the wackiness, this time with space

You may have heard about the meteor shower that happened over Russia recently. A lot of attention was brought to the area thanks to the damage it created just on the offhand. Florida, being the petulant child state that it is, decided it could up the ante and needs attention, too.

This past weekend in Broward County, a single meteor streaked through the night sky. Now, that’s fairly tame for the most part, but even more so when compared to the shower of meteors that happened just two days ago. So why did it gain news?

Because it has been declared a fireball, something that sounds a lot more exciting than a single meteor. Nice try Florida, but we’re onto your attempts at doctoring up the news. You can’t fool a fool.

 

…..that may not have come out like we wanted it to.

Boring conversation with NASA anyway

This is the greatest sexually transmitted threat to Earth since Mission Commander George "Bright Eyes" Taylor nearly overran the Earth with damn, dirty superapes.
This is the greatest sexually transmitted threat to Earth since Mission Commander George “Bright Eyes” Taylor nearly overran the Earth with damn, dirty super-apes.

NASA ground controllers briefly lost contact with astronauts aboard the International Space Station on Tuesday. The sexy pinnacles of American, Russian and Canadian physical and mental prowess were left unattended for three hours due to a computer problem.

Who knows what they were doing up there, all alone, with no supervision, gravity or rules …

We, the people of Earth, welcome the U.S.-Russian-(really?) Canadian blackout super-baby as our new overlord.

(Yes, The Guys are fully aware that all six members of the current ISS crew are men. But, who knows what space radiation does to a man, and have you seen Chris Hadfield’s Swanson of a mustache? Who could quit that?)

Things go from sexy to stabby

This post contains sex and violence, but we know you’re at work, so we will try to keep it as PG as we can, so as to elude your company’s filters.

In Fargo, North Dakota, known as a land of excitement, especially this time of year (yesterday’s high was 0 degrees Fahrenheit), a couple of friends recently went out to a bar and ended up bringing back the same lady. According to police reports, Ashley Hunter, 33, and Orlando DeWitt, 37, proceeded to do the wobbly H with the woman, until Hunter wanted to switch off. DeWitt refused the trade and an argument started.

That’s when Hunter grabbed a 12-inch butcher knife out of the couch (which is the best place to keep them) and stabbed DeWitt in the arm, which really killed the mood, according to police. The woman said the knife was more like 8 inches.