Thanks a lot, science jerks

Sometimes The Guys are in favor of science. It helps us out and makes things better. And then sometimes we’re not in favor of science, but that’s mainly due to science jerks. They’re the people that think they know it all just because they probably do. Regardless, we know stuff too, but we don’t prevent other people from doing things.

The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided that people on our planet aren’t allowed to name planets, moons and stars that haven’t been discovered yet. That’s BS. How else are we to have the amber star Alpha Beertauri? How else are we to have the moon Essgee? How else are we to let the invading aliens know that we’re cool simply based off an awesomely named planet? Don’t censor us, science nerds.