If you’ve ever done it by an open window, then you know that nothing kills the mood quite like joggers. That’s why three wildlife refuges in Oregon have erected “no jogging” signs: to keep the animals porking.
Although running has been banned for some time now in the parks, the signs will make everyone aware of the existing rule. Other banned activities that distract animals and hinder the procreative process are riding bicycles and horses and bringing pets. (So, that’s no running, horseplay or outside food — just like at the pool.)
Hiking, however, is still OK because it’s slower and, therefore, less stressful to animals. Slow-moving hikers are also a convenient for pre-, mid- and post-coital snacking.