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FAQ: Pac-Man Fever *IS NOT* spurred by weed

People, if you’re shipping 55 pounds of Mary Jane via a Pac-Man arcade cabinet, don’t be surprised when you get busted. The real smarties use the top-down tables instead.

And we have no doubt that Sheriff Leroy Ravenell had his best deputies come up with the stinger:

“Our efforts to make Orangeburg safe will not stop. We are and will continue to investigate the criminals in our community and make arrests. You may be looking for a high score but what you’ll get is game over!” [emphasis ours]

GAHHHHHHH …

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