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An adorkable conspiracy

"Police are looking door-to-door for Dho ... Dz ... Mr. Tsarn ... Zooey Deschanel for his role in the Boston Marathon bombing. If you see Mr. Deschanel, contact authorities immediately and do not look him in his dorky thick-rimmed glasses."
“Police are looking door-to-door for Dho … Dz … Mr. Tsarn … Zooey Deschanel for his role in the Boston Marathon bombing. We believe Mr. Deschanelmay may attempt to disguise his face with bangs and thick-rimmed glasses.”

Dallas-Fort Worth’s Fox 4 News and Caption Solutions, their provider of closed captioning, have walked back their claim that Zooey Deschanel was responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing.

During their coverage of the manhunt for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the closed captions reported that police were searching Watertown, Mass. for 19-year-old Zooey Deschanel. But, it turns out it was all an error and that they really meant the younger Tsarnaev brother, and not that there’s a quirky third suspect still on the loose, free to order tomato soup from restaurants that allegedly do that.

Or is that just what they want us to think? We’re through the looking glass here, people.

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