Now, before you jump to any conclusions, The Guys don’t pick our noses. We’re just putting that out there because you never know when you might have to start dating again. (Usually right after publishing either of the two preceding sentences.)
Our kids, however, do, and who knows where they pick these things up from, right? (Sorry, Madison. We love you very much, but you have your entire life to rebuild your reputation, whereas Your Daddies have to strike when the iron’s hot and the press is paying attention to us.)
But, what’s so bad about it anyway? Huh? Who are we to judge people (who are not us) who pick their noses and eat their gainfully acquired boogers? What if each tiny load-bearing fingerprobe contributes to our immune system like a vaccination-flavored Gushers fruit snack? What if we (including us, The Guys) are the weird ones for not eating our boogers?
… And that’s what you sound like, Biochemist Scott Napper of the University of Saskatchewan.