This hasn’t been the best week to be a formerly-famous musician. Country singer George Jones was buried this week. He died last Friday after somehow surviving his drunken blur of a life for 81 years. Chris Kelly of the 90s rap group Kris Kross died this week. Only thing is, a large number of people on Twitter thought it was Christopher Cross. At least people were talking about him again. If you were busy getting ready for the big race this week, odds are you missed it.
Look out, Rome!
This week, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI (did I get the numerals right, Rick?) moved back into the Vatican. It’s the first time ever that there have been two popes at the Vatican at the same time, not counting the dead guys in the basement. Popes Francis and Benedict said they are looking forward to being roommates, and encourage everyone to watch their new sit-com. In the first episode, they fight over the top bunk.
Crafting a relationship
Martha Stewart is looking for love, and if you’re on Match.com, you might be in her sights. Apparently when she’s not making fun little crafts, selling her line of products or (I assume) cursing the existence of Pinterest, Stewart is putting herself on the market. Potential suitors should like long walks on the beach, know how to properly use a melon baller, and be OK with a criminal history.
Dew not be offended
Mountain Dew pulled an ad this week after it was called insensitive. I would like to know who shoots a commercial about a victim of assault looking at a lineup of black men and a talking goat that warns her not to snitch? How could they have possibly thought that the goat community wouldn’t get upset with that?