Sorry kids and kittens: no MasterChugs this week. Try next week. I’m utterly swamped with office and charity work this week.
Speaking of which! If you live in the Roanoke Valley area, come by the Salem Civic Center this Saturday and take part in the March of Dimes Flea Market! From 7:00 am to 1:00 pm, you’ll be able to find all kinds of knick-knacks to buy and food to hearten your stomach.
Just don’t hit me with your car. Please.
Peter Robbins, the original voice of Charlie Brown, plead guilty to stalking his ex-girlfriend and threatening the plastic surgeon who gave her a set of — in his words — “disappointing” bolt-on titties. Like a true blockhead (which is what his judge called him during sentencing), he turned what was a simple request for his $12,000 back into a dozen phone messages and a threat.
Unfortunately, there are no photos of his ex from the trial, so we cannot confirm how bad the boob job was or if she is, indeed, that little red-haired girl (yes, she has her own Wikipedia page) Robbins kept mentioning to friends.
Robbins voiced Charlie Brown as a child, starting with the first Peanuts special, A Charlie Brown Christmas, in 1966. He exited Charles Schultz’s rapidly escalating cash grab after 1969’s A Boy Named Charlie Brown. After today’s news, we hope that he will star in The Guys’ first movie, Bad Charlie Brown.
First now there was the Spider-Man incident from last month in California. Now there’s word of a violent rampage by She-Hulk in Britain.
Friends, the Super Hero Registration Act looms large and on the horizon. If you see Speedball or Mark Millar in your area, run.
It’s allergy season, and there are still quite a few colds going around. Plus, you’re probably trying to get in shape for the summer. Well, here’s another body problem to worry about: Is your runny nose really brain fluid?
An Arizona man thought he had year-round allergies (because apparently sand is something you can be allergic or something) because his nose was constantly runny. Allergy medicines wouldn’t stop his nose from dripping like a faucet. Turns out, it was brain fluid that was seeping into his nose because the brain membrane (insane in the brain!) had a hole in it.
Always keep a tissue in your pocket.
