Moose: the silent killer?

Nobody actually knows what a moose sounds like. Do they growl? Roar? Purr? Bellow? Do they even make noises? We just don’t know and it’s information that’s a lot more critical to us than anyone realizes. Moose attacks are (probably) on the rise. If we had information on their calls, we could prevent unneeded accidents! We could prevent damage to humans! We could prevent what happened to a Montana woman.

Scientists, we need this funded and taken care of. Observe, research and then remove the test patients. Information and nutrition all in one!