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Here’s something not to do

If you’re looking for something new to spice up your time in the bedroom, try something else.

In Japan, kids are getting into licking eyeballs, in a sexy way. Unsurprisingly, this is leading to an outbreak of eye infections and, yes, eye chlamydia. We’re not sure what eyeballs taste like, but it doesn’t seem like the sort of thing to get one going, in any case.

The worst would be licking someone’s eyeball before they take out their contact lenses.

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