The McBournie Minute: Time to end Canada

Mr. President, members of Congress, please heed my words, today of all days.

It was 150 years ago today that the largest battle ever on North American soil first began. Mostly by accident, the Army of the Potomac and the Army of Northern Virginia bumped into each other on the outskirts of a Pennsylvania town called Gettysburg. What occurred over the next four days became one of the bloodiest days in American history.

The Battle of Gettysburg is known today as the turning point in the Civil War. Many historians point to it as the beginning of the end of the war. Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee’s hopes of a victory in the North were forever dashed. The North became more confident in its troops’ ability to fight. Today, it’s a celebrated battle in literature, television and even movies.

But shouldn’t it be a rallying cry to finally end this “Canada” nonsense once and for all? Continue reading The McBournie Minute: Time to end Canada

Defending the constitution *with* Nazi flag a new and novel approach

We don’t stereotype a whole lot Correction: we stereotype almost all the time. That said, most of our stereotypes and type-casting is right on the money. As such, if we told you that there was an elderly white man that had served in the United States Marines, and presumably in a war, then we’d expect you to believe us. If we told you that the same elderly man was flying a Nazi flag, in protest of President Obama, you probably wouldn’t believe us.

And yet, it’s true.

He cites the President’s lack of answers about Benghazi, and Fast and Furious, and his policies on abortion.

Now, I’ve never once claimed to be always up on the news of the government’s oopsie-daisies, but I’d think that his beef regarding Fast and Furious is not with Obama, but with Vin Diesel.

And you thought your weekend was crazy?

"Now listen here, see? You're gonna give me all your money, and no funny stuff, see?"
“I’m gonna punch in my PIN one more time, see? And you’re gonna give me all your money, and no funny stuff, see?”

Police and Hyattsville, Maryland are looking for two men who they say attempted to steal an ATMthe entire machine — early Monday morning. All authorities know about them is their gender, that they were driving a white pickup truck and that they really, really needed a bunch of $20 bills.

If caught and sentenced, they can expect a $3 service fee added to their fine.

Here’s yuor diploma

As some of our more dedicated readers (read: our moms) will know, the Guys all got their degrees from Radford University. So when our alma mater makes big news we’re all over it. Unfortunately, it’s seldom good news.

New grads have reported that there are typos on their degrees. Some of them have “thereto” and “Virginia” misspelled. So, officially, the certificates are from the “Commonwealth of Virgina.”

We’re fairly certain that whoever proofread these before sending them to the printer had about the same blood-alcohol content as the Guys did there on an average Tuesday night.

(via Paul H.)