Live from New York: your child’s a moron!

"Hey, Paul! I swallowed my gum, so for the next seven years, we can watch live footage from my colon."
“Hey, Paul! I swallowed my gum, so for the next seven years, we can watch live footage from my colon.”

New research from University College London indicates that kids who stay up late watch more television and are more likely to fail reading and math. They found a decline in test performance in those staying up past 9 pm. And the more irregular their sleep schedule, the worse their overall performance got.

So, now we know why late night television gets dumber and dumber the longer hosts stick around.

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Rick Snee

Through his writing for SeriouslyGuys, Rick Snee has alternately been accused of being: a liberal, a conservative, three different spellings of “moron,” some old grump, a millennial know-nothing and — on one occasion — a grave insult to a minor deity in some obscure pantheon (you probably haven’t heard of it). Really, he’s just one of The Guys, y’know?