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Live from New York: your child’s a moron!

"Hey, Paul! I swallowed my gum, so for the next seven years, we can watch live footage from my colon."
“Hey, Paul! I swallowed my gum, so for the next seven years, we can watch live footage from my colon.”

New research from University College London indicates that kids who stay up late watch more television and are more likely to fail reading and math. They found a decline in test performance in those staying up past 9 pm. And the more irregular their sleep schedule, the worse their overall performance got.

So, now we know why late night television gets dumber and dumber the longer hosts stick around.

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