Achievement Unlocked: Allen Ginsberg

Science, it appears you’ve come back into our good graces. Sometimes you’re barely filling the role of “Not A Species Traitor,” but we think you’re okay. Yesterday, you revealed to us the first step toward unleashing our dolphin misinformation campaign.

And today, we now know how to identify wolf howls. Will we use it for defense? For misinformation? For offensive purposes? Who knows? Personally, The Guys hope to use it to eliminate the top heads of the Most Wanted Wolves list:

  1. Grrrrsnarlrowlf
  2. Howwooooohhhhauf
  3. Mike