To observe the first anniversary of Curiosity landing on Mars, Mattel and NASA have teamed up to outfit another inanimate object for her own mission to the red planet. Mars Explorer Barbie will come with a pink-lined spacesuit, pink space helmet and pink space pack, which may or may not be filled with pink air.
The designers have not confirmed whether the suit will come with restraints for Barbie’s abnormally large boobs for the zero-G trip to Mars, but it definitely doesn’t come with a diaper since she doesn’t have a urethra. Also, the boots had to be modified to accommodate her feet that have been disfigured from wearing nothing but high heels for over 50 years.
But the most startling aspect of the design is that Barbie’s hands are uncovered. This indicates that they are impervious to Mars’ average temperature of negative 80 degrees Fahrenheit and high levels of radiation.
So, now we know what happened to Ken’s penis.