Take it from Snee: Just three more weeks of this nonsense

Unless the race of handsome aliens finally rescues Tom Brady from this world, this is the only chance you'll get to see Tebow hold the football sideways like he did in those plays about gangs during Youth Group.
Unless the race of handsome aliens finally rescues Tom Brady from this world, this is the only chance you’ll get to see Tebow hold the football sideways like he did in those plays about gangs during Youth Group.

Last week heralded the return of football. Unfortunately, it’s preseason, which looks a lot like college ball: a parade of players in the final stage of their tryouts, while guaranteed performers are kept on the back burner to prevent injuries. (Or, as Dan Snyder calls them: “unapproved Paid Time Off.”)

So, why do we put up with sad, terrible football in early August? Read on, sports fans! Continue reading Take it from Snee: Just three more weeks of this nonsense

Creepy guy in San Antonio finds cloud in sky

Cameras that are usually left running for periods on end typically are done so solely for security purposes. People that leave a camera running not for security purposes are creepy. There’s no other way to put it: creepy people tend to be behind cameras.

That out of the way, Mario Vallejo of San Antonio left a camera running for hours at his house. He claims to have found an orb in the sky on footage. An orb that totally couldn’t be a cloud whatsoever. Nope, not at all.

Now, we’re not automatically alluding that Mario Vallejo is a creepy person, but if we looked over all of his other footage, would there be orbs found of a different composition?

Costa Rica switches sides

Many governments insist that animals aren’t a threat to our way of life. The outwardly deny that we are at war with animals, and then they allow people to go hunt or catch them at certain times of the year. This is their tacit agreement that it’s either them or us.

Costa Rica has officially lost its collective mind. Next year, the country will shut down two zoos, freeing all of its animals. Just letting them go. We don’t even get any of our POWs back in the deal. Yes, the Costa Rican government has succumb to the left-wing, human-hating, enviro-facist movement, and will simply let the animals go free.

We assume that all they have are parrots and frogs, but remember parrots can talk, and they’ve seen a lot.