Everyone uses their whole brain, even Leos

Between this stupid theory and the ridiculous idea that we only use 10 percent of our brain, we were running out of functioning brain matter.
Between this stupid theory and the ridiculous idea that we only use 10 percent of our brain, we were running out of functioning brain matter.

Researchers from the University of Utah have found no evidence to support the theory that people use one half of their brain more than the other. It didn’t matter whether a person was more logical (left-brained) or creative (right-brained); MRIs revealed that each used both hemispheres of the brain equally during tests.

So, it looks like the right-brain/left-brain theory was just something cooked up by feeble, right-brain-leaning chowderheads, which is exactly the conclusion you’d expect out of cold, calculating left-brainers.

Doobie doobie Dorito

Come to Seattle! It’s a pothead’s paradise! That was the message given leading to Hempfest 2013, the annual celebration of marijuana that took place over the weekend. The Seattle police are completely aware of the legal status of the plant, but even then, decided to do some preventative maintenance by handing out a thousand bags of Doritos to attendees.

Except that the festival was expected to hit attendance levels of at least a quarter of a million people over the weekend.

And then a helicopter dropped off a whole lot of joints over the crowd.

Making waves at school

It’s time for college students to head back to school. In fact, most of them are probably back by now. But what happens when your school doesn’t have enough housing for you?

At Capital University in Ohio, high enrollment and high demand for on-campus housing has caused such a problem. That’s why 30 lucky students will be staying at an indoor water park. The place has suites, which will be used as student housing, and those who are forced to call an amusement park home for a few weeks will get free access to the water slides, hot tubs and such.