Hey there loyal reader! I know, it’s been quite a bit of time since we last talked. I missed you! Not enough to text you, though. We’re friends, but we ain’t that good of friends.
Anyways, like most of the country, I recently had a holiday weekend. With bad weather coming in on Friday and Saturday, along with a semi-busy schedule, what did this mean? Time to clear up the Netflix queue.
I’ll give some bullet reviews real quick. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: Netflix Rodeo
Welcome to Obama’s America Not-Obama’s China.
Do you have a blockage? Are you slightly tipsy? If you fall under either category, or worse, then be careful where you whiz in China. China has unveiled a new law, the Shenzen City Public Toilet Management Act, that allows authorities to fine people who don’t pee in the lines.
Lucky for you, a businessman has created a device that costs a fraction of the fine. The ‘Pee Straight’ is a funnel connected to a tube. That’s all. Despite that, expect Chinese knockoffs of the device within a week.
While it seems impossible to find anything odder in your yard than intentional bees, beekeepers in Utah have managed to out-weird their own very weird career. Their bees are producing red honey, which the state Department of Agriculture and Food says may not, in fact, be honey.
One local beekeeper has come forward, admitting that he fed his bees a mixture of water and crushed hard candy. Bees from all over the area began feeding on his candy cane-infused water instead of dumb ol’ flowers, creating a red, syrupy sugar water.
It’s clear that this is the bees’ attempt at a counterattack, just when we have them on the ropes. They tried to hit us where it really stings: right in the diabetes.
When going out to a bar, many people go out to get bombed. They might even do some bomb-type drinks. But they don’t expect an actual bombing.
In the small town of Sudlersville, Maryland, patrons of Darlene’s Tavern were enjoying the warm summer night by sitting outside last Thursday when a bomb dropped from the sky and hit the parking lot. Luckily, it was only a practice bomb, so it didn’t blow up and kill everyone.
As it turns out, an A-10 Warthog with the Maryland Air National Guard was on a training mission when the pilot realized not all of the practice bombs had dropped out correctly. It was flying back to base, avoiding populated areas, when the bomb eventually shook loose, giving the bar a fresh new hole in the ground.
