After last night’s opening thud to the 2013 NFL MNF schedule, we have finally completed, after nearly a week, week one of the 2013 NFL season. With that being said, Week one was probably the strangest we’ve seen in a long time. Traditional powers struggled against traditional suckers, and the supposed up and comers fell flat against inferior teams. So, here are my musings from week one. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Opening thoughts
Day: September 10, 2013
Chobani helps you puke
It seemed like America couldn’t get enough Greek yogurt. And why not? It’s low fat, and it provides the stomach bacteria you need to make you go. You know, go … Poop. It makes you poop. There, are you happy, loyal fourth grade readers?
But their new flavor, mold, has been accused of allegedly sickening 89 people, some of them experiencing nausea and cramps.
So, if your goal is to eat a healthy, protein-rich breakfast and lose weight, you’d better act fast. Chobani has already pulled 95 percent of their tainted products from grocery store shelves.
Foreign animals have drinking problems
Our worst fears continue to be realized: animals have come to take our booze.
In Australia, a land that is designed to kill everything, around campsites, murder of the most important degree took place. While campers slept, a monster crept into to their camps, guzzled cans of their beer and then ran off, the horrific damage it had created been over. This took place over a series of days.
That’s right: a feral pig went Jason Voorhees on a bunch of Australian beer. Go home nature, you’re drunk.
Finish the bottle and the worm eats you
It’s a big week for snakes and booze.
In some Asian countries it’s common practice to preserve snakes, scorpions and other deadly foes in wine or liquor. Some cultures believe the concoction holds medicinal powers. Others just think drinking it makes them look like a badass.
A woman in China got neither such effect when she opened a bottle of snake wine to add a bit more hootch into the bottle, when the snake inside slithered out and bit her. Keep in mind this thing had been in the bottle for at least three months.
The woman survived the snake bite, and is being held in a local hospital in case she turns into a zombie.