What. A. Week. First, we had the collapse of both of my fantasy football teams, then we had the abortion known as Dads. Luckily, we also saw the return of Key & Peele, then the annual holiday that is Talk Like a Pirate Day was yesterday. That said, we just discovered that Bryan McBournie is gone. Who knew? We suspect that he’s on vacation, but he may just be stuck in an airport, strumming along on an acoustic guitar. Or tapping his foot in a specific pattern in an airport bathroom stall. You know, either or. If you were busy slowly reversing the multiple centuries long conditioned discrimination of gays and lesbians, odds are you missed it.
Maldigo esa amenaza rastreros de pared!
There’s a new president in Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro, and he’s doing his damnedest to separate himself from the previous president, Hugo Chavez. His plan? Blame youth violence on Spider-Man, connecting a teenager carrying a 9mm with the fictional New Yorker. Presumably, Venezuela is only just now getting their 90’s era comics and most local comic shops in the country over-ordered on issues of Venom. In his defense, all spider-people look the same.
Seventh time’s the try
The newest iPhone, iPad and iPod operating system, iOS 7, came out this week. Its appearance is different from anything that Apple’s ever put out before. Of course, there will be some people that are unable to use the new OS. You might call them Mom, Dad, Grandma or even friend. Apple calls them wallets with legs. McBournie may possibly be in trouble and tried to get our attention, but considering 3/4’s of the guys are iPhone users, we’ve been too busy with the new shiny.
It’s almost got a movie by the Asylum already written
It’s now suspected that what used to be a rare freshwater brain-eating amoeba, now on the rise, Naegleria fowleri, may have originated in Hurricane Katrina. Thanks a lot, Obama.