Siri, why are there planes on this road?

If you see someone using Apple’s map app on their iPhone, slap them, and slap them hard. And if you are dumb enough to be using that app for your own navigation purposes, keep going, you’re going to die soon anyway.

In Alaska, if you’re trying to get to the airport in Fairbanks, the Apple map app tells you to turn on to one of the taxiways in order to get to the terminal. Over the past three weeks, people have been taking the taxiway, and crossing over runways to get to the side of the terminal where passengers board the planes.

Apparently they’re not big on fences in Fairbanks.