Some see the glass half-drunk

You do not want to costar opposite Liam Neeson in The Red.
You do not want to costar opposite Liam Neeson in The Red.

It turns out that the perfect pour is a matter of perspective. A new study published in the journal Substance Use and Misuse — so, somewhat biased — shows evidence that the size of the glass, color of the beverage and whether it’s on a table or held aloft will impact how much the average pourer will fill it.

What was not taken into account was how threatening the pouree looked until they said “when.” We’re just sayin’: we don’t know who you are or what you want, but Liam Neeson will tell you when you’ve poured enough of the bottle into his drink.

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Rick Snee

Through his writing for SeriouslyGuys, Rick Snee has alternately been accused of being: a liberal, a conservative, three different spellings of "moron," some old grump, a millennial know-nothing and -- on one occasion -- a grave insult to a minor deity in some obscure pantheon (you probably haven't heard of it). Really, he's just one of The Guys, y'know?