Day: December 12, 2013

Somebody Up There Likes Me (SUTLM) begins at the end with Sal (the always excellent Nick Offerman) somberly stating, “I think it’s funny we all sorta think we’re not gonna die.” The opening scene also marks the introduction of a mysterious blue suitcase that, when opened, emits animated light indicating it contains something along the lines of supernatural.

I’d just be happy with Offerman being able to work his magic and save the movie. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Somebody Up There Likes Me’

In what can only be described as a new trend involving food and large bladed objects, we have more on the maddening saga of how not to express your feelings about something. This is POINTY WATCH: 2013.

A man in France decided that his fries were too cold. He loves his McDonald’s fries, but he hates them being cold. He voiced his concern and feelings. The response he was given did not leave him satisfied. Presumably unsure of what to do, the young man did the only logical thing to do: he went to his van, returned with an axe and began attacking the drive-thru window of the fast food giant.

Please note, people: it’s a lot easier to fill out a customer survey card with a pen than an axe.

In Sweden, figure skating is taken very seriously, even at a young age. Hey, someone has to take it seriously.

You may not understand how serious they are about it in Sweden. Rival girls figure skating clubs can get into fights. And rather than challenge each other to a figure-skate-off, which would seem the most obvious way to solve the differences between these ladies, they went a bit farther.

Like, “killing someone’s pet rabbit while they slept” farther.