Eat My Sports: Just when you thought it was safe

Redskin fans, you thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse than having Dan Snyder as your owner. You thought it couldn’t possibly get any worse than facing the realization that Rex Grossman was your best option at QB a few years ago. You thought it couldn’t get any worse than having a washed up Larry Johnson, Willie Parker AND Shaun Alexander in your backfield. Then Mike Shanahan traded away all those picks for one Bob Griffin the third.

You see, the quarterbacks who “get it” learn from down seasons. Cam Newton spring-boarded a me-first 2012 campaign into having the Panthers be among the most feared teams in the league. Ben Roethlisberger turned a suspension into a Super Bowl appearance for the Steelers. What did Griffin do with his offseason after turning in a putrid 2013 season in which he regressed? He worked with Adidas on creating a RG3 logo. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Just when you thought it was safe

Sound health rhymes with ‘heart’

Say what you will about those cowboys, but they’re probably healthier than you. (Now, now. Don’t get mad. You know you don’t have the strength to do anything more than angrily chew your Cheetos.) And the secret to their health? Beans.

Don't let conservatives' horror stories about Canadian socialized medicine discourage you from heeding this serious medical advice.
Don’t let conservatives’ horror stories about Canadian socialized medicine discourage you from heeding this serious dietary advice.

According to Canadian researchers (pictured to the right), a single, daily serving of beans “can reduce levels of LDL (bad) cholesterol, which in turn lowers the risk of heart attacks and stroke.”

And, furthermore, keep eating those beans, and you’ll also develop the ability to play the most musical of fruit. Well, other than gourds. Those things really keep a beat. So, the cymbals of the musical fruit world. Or stand-up bass if you chain a few.

Find your one true love in World of Warcraft

If you’re looking to meet that special someone, there’s a good chance you’re looking online. However, you might be looking in the wrong place.

According to a recent study, of the people surveyed who met their spouse online over half of them didn’t meet on a dating site. They met each other in chatrooms (those still exist?), community websites, and even online video games like World of Warcraft. In fact, more people met in online games than on social media.

Spell of enchantment cast.