MasterChugs Theater: ‘Snowpiercer’

A warning about the perils of climate change? An action vehicle for Chris Evans of Captain America fame to kick some more ass in a less polished outfit? An anti-capitalist tale of the proletariat revolution? A religious allegory? Snowpiercer is all of those and so much more, and definitely worth the price of admission. Yes, it’s a sci-fi action film, but it is one of the most purely exciting, compelling and thought-provoking cinematic experiences I’ve had in recent memory. Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Snowpiercer’

Don’t. Feed. The. Bears.

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Barkhamsted citizens to one, single, solitary d’bag: “No more pickanick baskets to the bears! You’re killing us!”

One Connecticut man, presumably a horrible and disgusting hippy, has decided to feed the bears from his backyard, putting the entire town in danger. We’re not necessarily saying that he should be tarred and feathered, but, y’know, it wouldn’t exactly hurt things if he was.

Drones are good for smuggling, too

Drones: we’re not really sure about them. Overseas, people hate them for fear they will rain down fire upon them. Here in the U.S. we’re torn between hating them, because the government could spy on us, and loving them, because one day they could bring us stuff so we never have to go outside again.

Here’s another thing they can do: smuggle stuff in to prisons. Officials at a maximum security prison in South Carolina said this week that a crashed drone was found in some bushes on the grounds. It had smokes, marijuana and cell phones. Having seen both seasons of Orange is the New Black, we can tell you that those things aren’t really allowed in prison.

That means that someone was flying the drone and its illicit cargo into the prison. This seems like a great time to introduce our new illicit cargo air transportation service, “SeriouslyDrones.”