Eat My Sports: Major Disappointment

Those of you that read this, and from what I can tell, it’s not enough for my day job yet, know that I don’t talk about golf that often. Why, you ask? For the most part golf is boring, and for the life of me I cannot comprehend how hitting a ball that isn’t moving, can be the most difficult task on the planet.

About six years ago we were still in the midst of Tiger Woods’ prime. We had just witnessed him winning the British Open on one leg, achieving his 14th career major, and well on his way to the record for the most majors in the history of men’s pro golf. Fast-forward six years later, we’re still waiting on number 15 from Woods, and we’re not getting there any time soon. Continue reading Eat My Sports: Major Disappointment

How cop-incidental

Stick with me now.

  1. Cops say that they’ve been looking for a suspect for the past 9 months, accusing Bradley Hardison of breaking into a grocery store.
  2. Last week, Hardison shows up at police event.
  3. He competes in a doughnut eating contest, presumably against police officers (among other competitors)
  4. He bests his competition.
  5. He’s then arrested.

Maybe it’s coincidental. Maybe it’s poor planning by a criminal. But it sure sounds like there’s a new flavor of donut: sour grapes.

EEEEEEEEEE — slurp — eeeeee.

"I-I-I-I-I HEAR-EAR-EAR-EAR EVERYTHING-ING-ING-ING-ING-ING!
“I-I-I-I-I HEAR-EAR-EAR-EAR EVERYTHING-ING-ING-ING-ING-ING!”

Coffee does it again!

Researchers from Brigham and Women’s Hospital found that — out of 65,000 women between the ages of 30 and 44 — women were 15 percent less likely to develop tinnitus if they drank between 0.016 and 0.02 ounces a day of caffeine.

For those of you planning to play along at home, that equals about four to five cups of coffee a day. So, you can drown out that ringing in your ears, but only with the steady vibration of your entire nervous system.

You’re not helping, sketchy neighbors

Have you heard about the new app, SketchFactor, that lets you know whether a neighborhood is sketchy? Sure, it’s probably racist, and if it isn’t, it soon will be, since it’s crowdsourced.

One Washington, D.C. news team went out into one of the so-called sketchy neighborhoods to get reactions from people and probably to show how un-sketchy it really was. Then their van got burglarized.